The Tar. . . .

Kamarie comes in to ask me, "Is Kash the mom?"

Me, "no"

Kams:  can he give spankins?

Me:  no,    why does he want to give you a spankin?

Kams:  he said if i put the pencil in the tar...

Me: what's a tar?

Kams: a tar . . . . . .

Me: what's a tar?

Kams:  a TAR! . . . .

Me:  a door. . . . . ?

Kams: no a tar. . . .

Me: a car. . . . ?

Kams:  no a tar

Me: (out of ideas) whats a tar?

She gives me a big grin then she says, "theres a bottom" . . . . . .with her hand out
"and theres a top" . . . . . . .with her hand out up high
"and there's a long part with striiiiiings. . . . . ."

Me: a guitar? ??   OOOOH, a guitar!

Me: yes, if you put a pencil in his guitar, I will give you a spankin.

hahaha