Wrong tube...

Don't read this if you are uber-sensitive to biological functions.

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Kauri drank something and declared that it had gone down the wrong tube.

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I asked her how she knew, and she proceeded to give me biology lesson:

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"You have a tube here, (pointing to her throat)

and you have a tube here, (pointing to the back of her neck.)

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You have privates: one in the front (pointing) and one in the back (pointing).

The drinks go down the front tube and comes out as pee,

and the food goes down the back tube and comes out as poop."

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So,

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now you know.

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and

aren't you glad you tuned in today?

Whose baby is it?

Kinzie was trying to take Kamarie away from me after I had just picked her up.

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I said, "She's my baby! I get to hold her!"

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Kinzie said, "WE want to hold her, too."

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I said, "But you didn't give BIRTH to her."

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Kinzie said, "You didn't let us."

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lol

She's so glad to get a spot on my blog, again.

Kauri started my day...

Picture day at school, and I needed to get the kids dressed and do their hair.
So when I got up and came out of my room I yelled, "Where's Kauri?"
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I expected to hear someone say that she was in the bathroom, but that's not what happened.
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From clear across the house I hear,
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"HAAAAPPY BIRTHDAAAAY, MOM!"



luv it

Kauri wants to try "Frog's Nose"

School got out early today, so if Kauri wants lunch

(which she loves to eat school lunch, it's better than going to McD's),

we will have to come back in 30 minutes.

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I read the school calendar to see what was being served to see if it was worth coming back for: Teriyaki chicken and rice.

We had that last night, so we've still got some in the fridge.

I told Kauri that, and she said she wanted to come back and get some anyway.

The school secretary, who had been Kauri's nursery teacher,

joked that I should have told her it was something gross

so she wouldn't want to come back.

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So, I told Kauri that today's lunch was "Frog's Nose".

She said: "I want to try it."

lol

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We went back and got lunch, and while she was eating it, she found a piece that was extra cooked (burnt) on the edge.

She put it to the side and explained to me that she didn't want to eat it, because it might be a leg...

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a frog leg.

LOL

The whole time she thought she was eating a frog's nose!!!!!!

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LOL

Kyson had a funny...

He's trying to coach me on all the ways I could possibly

get in to the football games for free to see him

cheer and tumble:

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"You could get there really early, and just hang out and stuff."

Then he thought for a moment and added:

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"You might have to hide."

lol

he's so happy to finally have made my blog.

Kauri's Double Feature again

Task card assignment: Lace

I gave her a shoe to lace up and showed her how to do it.

As she is lacing it up, she exclaimed: "Ooh, it's like knitting!"

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Task card assignment: Can bounce a ball

She got a small hard ball from Kamarie's toys, walked into the kitchen where there is linoleum, and dropped the ball on the ground and watched as it bounced away.

"See? I bounced a ball!"

LOL

Kauri's Double Feature for Today

"Mom, today is September.

The last month was Aug... Aug... Augtember...or whatever it was called."

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Me: "Your dvd player's battery is dead, you need to plug it in."

Kauri: "Does the wall have a lot of batteries?"

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Kauri's Funnies some more

Kashton was being a helplful big brother and was finding Kauri a game to play on the computer...

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As he was sorting through the games to choose from,

he verbalized the reasons why he was not choosing this game or that one:

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"You're not a BABY.....

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or

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a TODDLER..."

Kauri piped up to guess the answer to the rest of the sentence:

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"I'm a TATTLE-TALER!"

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lol

of course.