Wrong tube...

Don't read this if you are uber-sensitive to biological functions.

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Kauri drank something and declared that it had gone down the wrong tube.

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I asked her how she knew, and she proceeded to give me biology lesson:

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"You have a tube here, (pointing to her throat)

and you have a tube here, (pointing to the back of her neck.)

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You have privates: one in the front (pointing) and one in the back (pointing).

The drinks go down the front tube and comes out as pee,

and the food goes down the back tube and comes out as poop."

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So,

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now you know.

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and

aren't you glad you tuned in today?